The next day, Kevin looked up Shondra Jackson’s number in the high school directory and called her. “Hey Shondra, this is Kevin. Please don’t hang up. Can we talk?”
“Um, yeah.”
“Great, can I come over?”
She rolled her eyes, “Yeah.”
He came right there and they sat on her bed, balancing their feet off to the side.
“All right, I’m not gonna beat around the bush here, I’m gay.
She screamed. “You WHAT?!”
“Yeah, I’m gayer than Michael J. Fox.”
“I don’t know what to say…”
“Wanna play Pictionary?”
“Yes I would love to.”
The two played games and sipped tea for three hours.
“Do you mind if I take off my clothes?” Shondra said.
“No, not at all.” He said. Kevin went home. He loved being undercover.
He excitedly whispered all about it to Bryan on the phone. Bryan COULD believe it.
“I told you so." was way too close to comfort.
The very next day, Shondra and Jackson went to a move ,‘Peanuts from Space II’. The sequel came out two days later, that’s how good the first one was. Halfway through the movie, Kevin snuck up to the project room and sucked off the projector man for a deal. This proves he was kinda gay. The deal was Kevin got to put up a banner in place of the movie which read: “SHONDRAJACKSON, I, KEVIN WILLBANKS AM NOT A FUCKING QUEER AND I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MYSYRUPY HEART!” The two made out in the empty theater for days and the dentist came and stole Shondra's teeth unbeknownst to her.
THE END!
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